(A/N-
::Well, those of you who read my last chapter know that I seem to have some
rather…interesting friends, don’t I? I
mean, I have to go off chasing one of them because she’s had WAY too much
sugar! What to do, what to do…oh, I
know! ASHY (A)! MIELLIE (M)!::
A+M:
What?
::Write
Chapter Four for me, so the reader has something to do while I go after
Rachel…::
???:
RACHY-CHAN!
::errr…Rachy-chan,
ok?::
A+M:
(grinning) sure!
::Let’s
see…you guys will be needing this….(hands them a white wand with sparkles at
the end)…to keep the characters under control::
A+M:
(grinning evily, as Miellie takes the want and puts it in her back pocket)
::Use
it wisely…Oh, wait…I forget who I’m talking to! Just use it when you need to.
It shall give you the power to enter the story, and have control.::
A+M:
(Still grinning)
::Oh,
and don’t forget to introduce yourselves to the reader so they have an idea of
who’s taken over my fanfic…bye! (Brings out whip, cracks it on the floor, and
disappears in a puff of smoke into the fanfic, and after Rachy-chan::
A+M:
(…still grinning!)
A:
Well, let’s see…I guess I’ll go first…I’m Ashy. I will be Author #1 in this chapter. Nothin much to say about me.
I guess you can consider me the more sane of the two of us…though that’s
not saying much! Besides, Miellie’s
talking to the wall again, so I’d better give her a chance to contact human
life…MIELLIE!
M:
(turns away from wall) Huh? Is it my
turn? K….My name’s Miellie and I LUV
WUFFIE! Yup…sure do. Anyways, most
people think I’m insane, but I’m not…I’m skitzo! Me and Ashy are the Skitzos of the Chibis!
Reader:
Huh?
A:
(sighs, turns to Miellie) they don’t know what you’re talking about! (turns
back to reader) You see, Rachy, Miellie, Jennie (the REAL author of this fic),
and I formed our own little anime-fan group out of all of our friends. We call ourselves the “Chibis.” The reason for this is that one of the
things we all have in common is that when we eat sugar, we tend to go REALLY
hyper, and turn into –chan mode, making “Chibi” (The Japanese word for “mini”)
a perfect name for our insane little group.
We divided the four us into three categories…Miellie and I are
considered the “skitzos”, because we have…I guess you can call them split
personalities. I am “Ashy-chan” as well
as “Ashley”, Miellie is “Miellie-chan” as well as “Marielle.” Rachy is the Psycho, or haven’t you
guessed? Finally, Jennie is the “Weird”
one, or as she prefers, “Chibified” (she started the whole Chibis thing).
M:
(talking to the wall again)
A:
MIELLIE!
M:
(turns back to ashy) WHAT?!? You were getting boring!
A:
(back to reader) Anyways…We also have two “Honorary Chibi Members.” We call
them that cuz they’re not full Chibis, but they’re crazy enough…. You’ll find
out who one of them is in the story, and the other is out friend Fatima
(Rachy’s former assistant). I’m pretty
sure that’s everything you need to know.
Oh! One more thing: from time to time, we may include
inside-jokes in here, so just try to follow along, k?
M:
(snoring)
A:
MIELLIE!
M:
(wakes up) Huh? Oh…you’re too boring
when you don’t gots sugar! You need
sugar if we’re gonna write this thing!
A:
Good point. I’m done with the sane
explanation…TO THE KITCHEN!
A+M:
(both go off to eat sugar before beginning fic….)
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<<A=
Ashy’s POV, M= Miellie’s POV>>
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(A)
As
the two chan’s, Rachy and Jennie, chase each other into the receeding sunset…
(Duo:
How’d a sunset get in Relina’s mansion?
:
Plotholes:
(Duo:
Oh….)
…The
two Skitzos (see above) decided to incite a close friend (A.K.A.- “Honorary
Chibi Member”) into the house.
“DUDENESS!!!”
Both Miellie-chan and the H.C.M. scream simultaneously at the sight of each
other
The
GW characters do the best they can to shrink into the backround as they
sweatdrop…and mumbling something about ‘Injustice’ ::Gee…I wonder who THAT
could be?::
(M)
::
“Hey, everybody! How about we have a
party in honor of us two substitute authors, and our H.C.M. here?” ::
“But
we don’t have any supplies!” Duo comments.
Miellie-chan reaches into her back pocket, and pull out…a $3.00 Wufei
figurine…:: “Oops, wrong pocket!” :: ::blushes::
All
sweatdrop, and one or two people twitch. (Ashy-chan included)
::stuffs
figurine back in pocket, and pulls out the wand this time:: :: “Ah-ha! Got it!” :: ::Swings it around::
*POOF*
“Auuuugggghhhhh!”
Everyone screams as the bright flash hits their eyes.
::
“Whoops…sorry!” ::
As
the smoke clears, we find that two bags of sugar, potato chips, soda, and lots
of tennis balls appear.
(Reader:
Tennis balls?!?)
Just
when everyone was about to grab the supplies Miellie-chan “poofed” in, a little
red blur runs past everyone, stopping in front of Erica (the H.C.M.), and the
sugar. It’s Rachy-chan
“Hi
everyone!” she then notices Erica, and glares. “EVIL SISTER!” she shouts (yes,
Erica is Rachy’s sis!), before running over, jumping on Miellie-chan’s head for
a minute, hopping off, and taking off back into the house. Then, she stops, runs back in, and steals
the wand, and runs off it with it. A
few seconds later, Jennie runs in the room…and straight out through the other
door, after Rachy-chan.
“Hi,
Jennie….um….bye, Jennie!” Quatre says, looking somewhat confused (but can ya
really blame him? ^_^)
Duo
and Heero pick up the bags mentioned earlier and with the rest following, move
back into the Living Room. Once again,
a little red blur runs past everyone, knocking Duo over in the process,
spilling the contents of his bag on the floor.
The blur stops at the sight of the word “Sugar” on one of the bags,
revealing Rachy-chan again, wand in hand.
Giggling
the whole time, she whacks Miellie-chan on the head, drops the wand, and
disappears with an entire bag of sugar as Jennie-chan runs after her again.
“Um…that
was…interesting.” Kari comments, reflecting on what the others were probably
thinking at the time as well.
::Looks
in a mirror:: :: “AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!”::
Rachy-chan
had turned her hair…into some sort of pink, cactus-thing! Quickly turning it back to it’s normal size,
shape, and color, she starts the party.
After she make some balloons and other party accessories appear, she
sticks the wand back in her back pocket (next to the Wufei figurine).
A
ping pong table has conveeeeeeeniently appeared in the center of the room
::smirking::, and everyone decides to try their luck against Kari, who appeared
to be the master of the game.
Meanwhile,
Miellie-chan sits on the floor off to the side, sucking on the Helium balloons
(A/N/- What? You’ve never tried it before?)
While doing so, she gets up, walks over to Ashy-chan, and slaps her
repedidly on the head with the wand (changing her hair a different color with
each slap) to get her attention.
::singing,
voice getting higher with every word:: :: “HELLIUM! HELLIUM! HELLIUM!”::
Relina
finds some rope left over from the previously tied-up trio, and binds
Miellie-chan in a corner…right opposite the pokefreaks, who had long ago
abandoned the party to watch Pokemon: The Movie 2000. Tied up, Miellie-chan
continuously rocks in her corner, mumbling something about ‘Wuffie in a
towel.’ All characters, including
Ashy, slowly edge away from her as far
as they can.
All
of a sudden, the previously missing Wufei appears at the top of the stairs,
STILL in that pink, frilly dress and those god-awful heels.
“Onnas…either
one….PLEASE change me out of…of…THIS!” He begs, pointing to the dress. He starts down the stairs, and trips on
those dang heels, tumbling down the stares only to land flat on his face. When a small “poof” sound is heard from
Miellie’s corner of the room, everyone looks over to find a released –chan,
pointing and cackling evily.
All
but Miellie and the glaring Wufei sweatdrop.
(A)
::Steals
wand from Miellie-chan before she can do anymore damage to the fic:: (Boy, is
Jen gonna kill us or what?)
::
“Time for ME to have some fun” :: ::Grinning, spots victim. Waves wand through the air, and creates a
squeeze bottle of….hair gel? The
unsuspecting Trowa has just about three seconds before his usual “HAND-shaped”
hair is re-styled. Unfortunately, he is
too entranced with that stupid movie to notice, until it’s too late…:
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”,
he screams when he realized what that horrible author ::muahahahaha!:: had done
to him.
His
hair now was styled into pointy spikes…(A/N- for you anime-freaks out there, he
looks like a brown-haired Vegeta)
“INJUSTICE!”
Wufei screams out his WAY overly-used line ::For cryin out loud, he needs a new
catch phrase, don’t ya think?::
Trowa
dashes off to another part of the mansion. Quatre runs off to see what he can
possibly do for his ‘poor friend’ ::muahahahaha!::
“EVIL
AUTHOR!” Trowa cries as he runs out of the room.
::
^_^ ::
All
the other characters burst into hysterical laughter, falling to the floor.
Meanwhile,
Miellie-chan’s defective tennis balls, which they had been using instead of ping-pong
balls this whole time (Ahhh! So THAT was what they were for!) are turning on
her, and pouncing on her head…even as she tries ducking under the table! A few tennis balls go astray, sending Hilde
and Sally running for their lives as well.
The two of them run off to somewhere deep in the Peacecraft household.
As
the former party-goes seem to decrease in number, two NEW voices pop up from
the silence
(Duo:
What silence?
:More
Plotholes:
Duo:
oh…you guys really need to do something about that!)
Arguing
over all of the aspects of the difference between cows and bulls, the two
SKITZOS yell with four voices at once….
(*WARNING*WARNING*:
INSIDE JOKE AHEAD….MAY SEEM UTTERLY STUPID TO ALL OTHERS……….)
“COWS
ARE DUMB!” Screams Marielle.
“BULLS
ARE DUMBER!” Argues Miellie-chan.
“CABBAGE
AND COW!!!!” Yells Ashley.
“COW?
BULL? Hehehe!!” cackles Ashy-chan.
“SHUT
IT, ASHBUTT!!!!” growls Marielle between her tightly clenched teeth.
“NOT-RESPONDING-TO-THAT!”
Says Ashley, while not breathing once through the sentence.
“WHICH
IS GOOD, BECAUSE BREATHING IS BAD FOR YOUR CIRCULATION!” point out Ashy-chan
and Miellie-chan at once
(Inside
Joke is Now Over…Thank you for pretending to understand, and not calling the
asylum on us!)
As
the Two…er…Four voices argue, all the Gundam Wing characters are doing their
best pretending they don’t know them.
Rather, they pay their attention to Quatre, who stumbles back in during
the 4-way (?) conversation. They also
notice that XAQ, and example of a cow…er…BULL appeared suddenly, very befuddled
(ohh! BIG words! Hehehe)
“But
of course!” Duo exclaimed, sarcastically and rolling his eyes, “Just what we
need..a….BULL?”
“MOO? Where the heck am I?” questioned XAQ.
“HI
COW!” Miellie-chan exclaimed, from behind XAQ
“Aloha,
Miellie, wazzup?” excitely greeted COW (still don’t get it)
“Not
much here…three characters have disappeared.
Wanna help scare some more off?”
Criddly exclaims CABBAGE (A/N: Miellie-chan’s nickname)
From
the sound of this conversation, Relina and Heero tip-toe away to another
room. Now, five GW characters have
wandered away from the party scene.
“WOW!
What a PAR-TAY!”sarcastically whined Dorko.
“Shut
it, brat!” screamed Ashy-chan (hehe…We hate Dorko almost as much as Jen does!)
With
a quick slash of the wand, Dorko disappears…(Don’t worry, Jen…only to another
room; too bad, though…but we remembered your “DARE”!) and a sixth character is
gone.
(M)
::“So…who’s
left now?”::
“Me.”
Wufei responded
“Quatre
and I are here.” Kari added.
“Hi,
y’all!” Duo exclaims in between mouthfuls of potato chips
“PIKA!”
::“Yes,
Cathy…we remembered you”::
…and
of course, the two Sub. Authors.
“Now
what?” Miellie-chan asks.
“Well,
this mess to start.” Wufei complains.
“Oh..Okay!”
Miellie-chan pulls out that wand again….
*POOF*
The
room is now spotless, and sparkly.
“And
SECOND…” Wufei continued, “GET ME OUT OF THIS OUTFIT!!!”
“Oh,
yeah!” Miellie-chan respons, giggling…
*POOF*
Wufei
reappears in tigh black pants, a hawaiian shirt, and a white baseball cap.
Miellie-chan
drools at the sight of Wufei [okay, miellie…I SAW what that sentence originally
said, and I’m not typing that!!!!!]
“Not
bad…for an onna.” Wufei remarks
“I’ll
take that as a compliment!” Miellie-chan beams.
“It
was.” Wufei then takes hold of
Miellie’s arm, draggin her out into the hallway, and to a door. As he opens it, Miellie looks at him, grins,
and peeks in…
“B-but…there’s
a BED in there!?!” She studders. Wufei
has a rare expression on his face…he’s grinning.
That’s
the point” he grins, and whispers something into her ear. Miellie-chan grins evily, following wufei
inside.
After
all,” she says to Ashy-chan, “This is MY chapter, too…I need some FUN!”….
(A)
::“O…kay…Didn’t
need to know that! But…have fun?”::
Giggling
from the characters, seeing as for once, there’s no ‘INJUSTICE’
“…I
HEARD THAT!” Wufei’s voice come out from through the door. The song “Kryptonite” start playing
somewhere in the house, and sounds of someone singing along fill the house…
I
took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind,
I left my body laying somewhere in the sands of time,
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon,
I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon,
After all I knew it had to be something to do with you,
I really don’t mind what happens now and then,
As long as you’ll be my friend at the end
If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I’m alive and well, will you be there holding my hand
I’ll keep you by my side with my superman might
Kryptonite….
A
bewildered Duo (a major 3 Doors Down Fan) wanders off after the sound. Four characters, Two authors, one Honorary
Chibi Member, and a cow (ahem…BULL!) are left at the ex-party scene.
(M)
A
very unhappy Trowa walks into the room, wet and sulking. Ashy smirks, coughs and hides (just in case
his sister has her knives, ya know?)
“Welcome Back” Greets Quatre, answered only by a sullen mumble.
Taking
pity on him, ashy points the wand at him, and zaps Trowa’s hair back to
normal…only to be greeted in a BIG hug from Trowa.
“THANKY!
THANKY! THANKY!” He exclaimed, so glad to have his original (and BOY is it
original!) hair style back again.
“Welcome!”
Ashy muffles. Not wanting another hug
from Trowa, she huridly goes over and sits next to Quatre and Kari, over on the
couch.
All is somewhat calming down at the
Peacecraft mansion. People are starting
to fall asleep. Getting tired herself,
Ashy decided to leave the cough in search of a bedroom. Heero and Relina had found one a while back
(whever it is) and were both sound asleep.
Sally and Hilde each found her own bedroom as well, and settled in. Yet in once room (and you KNOW which one I’m
talking about ::grinning::) something stirs…
“Okay,
hon! Fork it over! Don’t cheat!”
Wufei’s voice came through the door.
“NO
FAIR! That was and EIGHT, not a TWELVE………A HOTEL?!?!?!?” Miellie-chan whines
“Sorry,
babe…..That’s how Monopoly works!”
Miellie-chan
peeks out of the door for only a moment, grinning, and says, “Scared ya before,
didn’t we?”
Once
again, everything settles down…except for the occasional argument between
Miellie-chan and Wufei. Trowa and
Cathy, after watching all three Pokemon movies, as well as nearly every episode
on tape…
(Duo:
Okay…what’s your excuse on the time lapse for THAT?
:…More
Plotholes?:
Duo:
Arrggghhh!)
…have
finally fallen asleep in their corner, each with a pikachu sleeping bag and
pillow. Those still left awake are
Quatre, Kari, and Duo (our small, now chibified friend, who had come back after
realizing that “Kryptonite” was on Napster on the Computer the Author had been
writing her fic on, to stuff himself with enough sugar to be chibified)
Erica
(our H.C.M., and Rachy-chan’s sis) has gotten quite annoyed because she hasn’t
been used in the story at all! She
decides to run around to every room she can, opening the doors to shout some
silly phrase, and cackling, run away…just like Rachel
Speaking
of Rachy-chan…that little red blur everyone is quickly becoming fond of…( -_- )
has been taking Jen on a tour of the WHOLE peacecraft mansion, and they’re
STILL running….
*BEEP*
*STATUS
REPORT ON RACHY’S SUGAR HIGH*
RACHY-CHAN
HAS JUST STOLEN ANOTHER BAG OF SUGAR (STARBURSTS). AFTER FINISHING TWO POUNDS OF PURE SUGAR, 3 BAGS OF MILANOES, AND
FOUR FAMILY PACKS OF STARBURSTS……..we now return you to the irregularly,
unscheduled (and downright weird) fanfic…
*BEEP*
Duo
gets bored, and leaves the room, leaving only Quatre, Kari, and the slumbering
pokefreaks.
“Quatre,
I’m tired!” Kari says as she yawns.
“Wanna
go home?”
“We’re
at a sleepover, silly!” She reminded him, giggling that he had forgotten,
“Besides, I like it here.”
“Okay…fine.”
They
each take up one of the two couches in the living room, and fall asleep. Duo peeks in, and seeing no one’s there,
chuckles and tiptoes out. (hmm…wonder where HE’S going….)
Rachy
is heard in the distance. Silently, she
creeps into Miellie and Wufei’s room.
They’re too busy arguing over whether or not “INJUSTICE” is a good word
for Scrabble to notice her. She easily
steals the wand (again!), after an odd, sugar-inspired, evil cackle.
Flying
out of the room, she meets up with XAQ.
Grinning, she points the wanr straight at him and says….
“FIDDLESTIX!” Multicolored smoke appears as XAQ is transported
back to the real word, not getting a “moo” in edge-wise.
Rachy-chan
continues to run through the halls, until she is stopped by a scent….
“WAFFLES!”
she exclaimes, following the delicious scent of home-made waffles…
As
she follows the scent, she passes by the H.C.M., Erica.
“EVIL
SISTER!” they say at the exact same time.
“Grrr..”
growls Rachel, who points the wand…
“DUDENESSSSS……”.Erica
disappears in a puff of smoke..to where, we not know!
With
yet another evil cackle, and the wand, Rachy-chan continues to follow the scent
of waffles…..
…..All
the way up to the roof!
“GOTCHA!”
Jennie-chan screams, as she FINALLY catches the red-headed hyper chibi (say
THAT ten times fast!)
Rachy,
however, doesn’t notice how she’s being tied up with magic rope, as she is
content in munching on her waffle…..
“Mmmm…..”
is all she can say.
“Now
then…” Jennie-chan exclaims as she drags Rachy-chan back down to the Living
room of the House, “..let’s see about fixing whatever it was Ashy and Miellie
did to my ficcy!”……
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Me:
Oh, boy! I read everything pretty much
for the first time while typing this!
What on EARTH did those two do to my fic?!?!?! Now I’m just gonna hafta write a SUPER chapter 5 to make up for
it?
Erica:
(appears out of nowhere): What about ME?!?!?
I was promised a fun role, and I didn’t even get THREE WORDS IN!
Me: Oh, well…At least you got to meet Duo!
(A/N-
Just as me and Quatre, and Miellie with Wufei [well…she’s worse], Erica just
LUVES Duo and hates Hilde!)
Erica:
NO, I DIDN”T!! WHAAA!
Me:
Fine; how about if I let you stay in the ficcy for the rest of the story; total
access of the mansion?
Erica:
(pondering for, like, a nano-second) OKAY!
But…
Me:
Yes?
Erica:
Can I have magic, too? (makes Quatre’s patented puppy-dog-eye-trump-card)
PWEASE?!?!?
Me:
Um…(cannot resist the trump card)
Okay. What do you want?
Erica:
(grinning) A MAGIC BREADSTICK!
(A/N-
if you don’t understand, don’t worry...yet another inside joke!)
Me:
(laughing) what is it with you and breadsticks? (Takes out whip, cracks it)
Erica:
(magic bread stick appears in hands) oh, TANKY! TANKY!
Me:
(to Erica) NO USING MY CATCH PHRASES…..(to reader) and you… I WILL tell ashy
and miellie EVERYTHING you said about their chapter, and watch what you say…
(Scene
fades out to pic of chibi-miellie and chibi-ashy, glaring at READER, waving
frying pan and mallet from chapter 3)
Miellie/Ashy:
OR ELSE…….
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